Mainline Profile: Mike Monlux
Age: 26
Height: 6'2"
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Black
Born: Anchorage Alaska
Heritage: Total Mongrel. Hawaiian, French, German and other random euro american mix.
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What was the first concert you attended?
"Live and the Toadies in Hollywood. I didn't realize how weak that concert was until my next one which was White Zombie, that blew my fucking mind."
What was the best concert you attended?
"hmm. Been to a lot of bitchen concerts, I'd have to say warpt tour."
List some Major musical influences.
"Life."
Funniest Moment with Mainline.
"One time we played in hollywood and someone did a write up on the show and the left out the I in our name so we were MANLINE."
If you were given a last meal what would it be?
"Spinach Artichoke dip with thin crunch bread, then a caesar salad, followed by bacon wrapped filet with asparagus. Accompanied by black label johnny walker on the rocks, followed up with german chocolate cake and black coffee and a conjugal visit."
Favorite Anime.
"Apple Seed is sick!"
Do you have any hobbies?
"Jam, Slam. I'm trying to learn how to play golf."
if you could live in one city of the world where would it be?
"Anywhere in So Cal! I've seen a lot of cool cities, and everywhere I go it makes me love So Cal even more.
Favorite video game?
Right now I like massive snow boarding on my cell phone.
Favorite bottled non-alcoholic drink?
Fanta.
If you had to drink 1 kind of beer the rest of your life what would it be?
A black and tan, and a straw, then i can have light beer for when i want to drink all day at the river, and dark beer for flavor!
If you were sentenced to death and got to choose how you would die in what what way would it be?
"Beheaded on national TV."
Do you believe in God?
"Defiantly."
What do you do to make money?
"Real Estate"
Smoking preference?
"Only the best."
Favorite activities?
"Jamming, SKYDIVING!, Slamming, snow boarding, Going to the beach or the river.... there's lots of fun out there."
Do you have or have you ever had piercing's?
"I had my tongue pierced for a couple years when i was 18, then i got over it."
Do you have any tattoos?
"Not yet."
Do you make your bed daily?
"Only on special occasions."
What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
"Crash my truck."
How old were you when you slammed for the first time?
"15."
Have ever had a near death experience?
"Crashed my truck when i was 20. I don't remember it at all, but i drove off a 30 ft embankment and scalped myself, crawled up to the road and got picked up by a family with a minivan full of kids. I woke up in the hospital with 30 staples in my head and a whole new view of life."
Do you have any memorable camping stories?
"When i was 14 i was camping with a kids group and we thought we were cool and wanted to smoke some 'grass' so we rolled up a bunch of forest into a newspaper and smoked it."
Favorite color?
"Every color has its time and place."
Favorite tv show?
"I watched dead at 21 the whole way through then i missed the last 3 episodes and will never know what happened <anyone know?>. But usually i like discovery channel or something like that."
Your car?
"2003 Expedition. Navigation is the best feature on a car since the windshield."
Your home town?
"Well now i live in Temecula, but I have to rep Hemet cause i lived there from 3 to 23"
Person you would like to meet?
"Alan Greenspan."
Why do men have nipples?
"For girls to bite during sex."
Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
"Only when its a full moon, and a wednesday."
How many times do you use a disposable razor before throwing it away?
"3 or 4 times"
If antibacterial Soap falls on the bathroom floor is it still clean?
"Yes it is, but the pubes that are stuck to it are still dirty"
How old were you when you first stuffed fabric softeners into a toilet paper roll?
"Probably 15 smoking shwag in my friends garage."
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled how would you know?
"I'd get a dictionary that was made in the USA."
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
"The hippies make em do it."
When sitting in a room do you prefer to be near the edge of the room or in the center?
"Near the exit."
Why is that the less important you are in a company the more your tardiness or absence is noticed?
"Management of masses requires control, its a power trip."
Have you ever peed your pants after age 8?
"Ya but nobody knew so it never happened."
Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
"Ha, when i was 16 i laid on the floor in the corner of a theatre and dry humped this chick chrissy. It was during heat which is way too long and boring anyway."
Who was the last person to write you a note?
"The Gas Company."
Who was the last person to buy something for you?
My friend hooked me up with some of his prescription from the club.
Favorite sexual position?
"Doggy Style"
Shaved or pubic?
"SHAVED!!"
Do you like porn?
"Love it."
Do you have anything to say?
"Ya i do."
What was the last movie you watched?
"Nacho Libre!"
What was the last book you've read?
"Indie BIble."
What was the last food you've eaten?
"BBQ Carne Asada!"
What kind of shoes you wearing?
"They're always black leather, these ones are Lakai."
What was the last store you were in?
"Stater Bros. to buy carne."
Can u write with both hands?
"Not at all."
Can you whistle?
"Yup."
Can you gleek?
"No."
Stay up a whole night without sleep?
"Yup."
Can you speak a different language?
"Not fluently, but i can get a beer and find the bathroom in mexico."
Make a card pyramid?
"Yup, in fact I invented the olympic sport of making card pyramids out of sugar bags when I'm at a restaurant!"
Can you cook anything?
"Breakfast and BBQ and eggplant Parmesan"
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Finish the line:
if i were a... rich man.
I wish... I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her.
So many people don't know that... they are full of shit
I am... whatever you say i am.
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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the following word or phrase?
Sex...
"drugs and rock and roll"
Your last ex...
"was a terrible slam."
Power...
"rangers."
Marijuana...
"Fattie."
Crack...
:"plumbers."
Food...
"feast."
The President...
"didn't win the popular vote, snuck into office on a ballet fuckup, went to war on false pretenses, and is way less cool than our last president."
War...
"money."
Gas prices...
"Ouch."
Politics...
"Lobyists."
Religion...
"is mans distortion of god."
Myspace...
".com"
Worst fear...
"living a normal life"
Marriage...
"half"
Fashion...
"smashion"
Brunettes...
"Hot"
Redheads...
"some are hot"
Football...
"de americana."
One night stands...
"Alcohol."
Pixie stix...
"burn in your nose"
Vanilla Ice...
"hot chocolate"
Porta potties...
"wretched bowl twisting stench"
High School...
"parties."
Pajamas...
"parties."
Surfers...
"if you don't surf, don't start"
Pictures...
"Cause i wont remember"
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Do you Prefer...
Ford or Chevy?
"Whichever one is running that day I have one of each."
Real boobs or fake?
"Whatever ones I can get my hands on."
White or wheat?
"wheat."
Straights girls or lesbians?
" What happened to Bi-sexual."
Spiderman or Batman?
"Batman is way cooler."
Freddie or Jason?
"Hmmm... Freddie would molest Jason."
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Do you think OJ killed his wife?
"of course, and Do you think Kenneth lay self induced that heart attack?"
Have you ever been searched by the cops?
"Yes."
If you could fuck one famous person who would it be?
hmm.. Opera, i'd knock her up and be set for life, like dave chapelle."
What is your cd player right now?
"A homemade mixed CD of stolen music."
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
"Face and ass."
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WRATH
Who did you last get angry with?
"A nameless piece of shit human."
What is your weapon of choice?
"ICBM, or a shank."
Who would you hit a girl?
"Not unless it was china from WWF."
SLOTH
what is the one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
"Pray."
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
"About 20 hours after going down."
Name a person you've been meaning to contact but you haven't?
"My little brother and sister."
What is the last lame excuse you made?
"Excuses are like loose vaginas, I don't have one."
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
"I tivo the girls gone wild infomercial's. That fucker has an ISLAND NOW!!!!"
When was the last time you got a good workout?
"Today."
How many times did you hit the snooze button today?
"I didn't use it today. but i usually do 2 snoozes."
GLUTONY
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing event?
"hmm. I lose count on those nights, probably 15 shots and a couple of beers in a few hours."
Do you prefer sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
"Spicy."
Have you ever looked at a child or pet and wanted to eat them?
"Maybe just a taste."
LUST
How many people have people have you seen naked?
"About 15."
How many people have seen you naked?
"About the same."
Have you ever been caught looking at a girls tits while talking to them?
"Ha, ya i've been caught but only with smiles not with anger."
Favorite body part of girls?
"Tits and ass."
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
"I think Tijuana is the only place where they do that,and yes."
Have you ever had to get tested for an STD?
"Yes."
GREED
How many credit cards do you own?
"4."
What's your guilty pleasure store?
"Hustler in hollywood."
If you had 10mil what would you do with it?
"Spend it all !!!"
Would accept a boring job if it meant you would make lots of money?
"Ya i can party at night and on the weekends, especially if i have lots of cash."
Have you ever stolen anything?
"Ya, back when i tried meth, what a horrible soul stealing drug that is."
How many Many MP3 are on your hard drive?
"80 gigs worth."
PRIDE
What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
"Survived."
What's one thing you've done that your parents are proud of?
"Not been a piece of shit."
What things would you like to accomplish in your life?
"Success, family, Mt. Everest, and make more MUSIC."
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
"I hate it."
Have ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
"I used to sit next to the wall where the bulletin board was, and when we had spelling tests i would just staple the list of answers to the wall right next to me and never got caught."
ENVY
What item that one of your friends have would you most want to have for your own?
"I want a ridiculous house like some of my friends have."
If you could be anyone else in the world who would it be?
"Joe Francis <mr girls gone wild> What did that guy do to deserve that life? well good going whatever is was."
Have you ever been cheated on?
"Ya, dumb bitch, I took her back so I could fuck her a few more times, then bounced"
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
"I wish i had a buff neck."
What is your favorite sin?
"Definitely Lust."
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What do you think of when i say scratch and sniff?
"The 80s."
Have you ever failed a class?
"No, i'm not THAT lazy."
Have you ever smoked weed?
"Ask my doctor."
Have you ever accidentally burned yourself?
"When i was like 8 i over cooked a TV dinner to maximum boil, then, as i was walking over to the TV it slipped and spilled all over my unclothed chest, massive blisters!"
Have you been in a mental hospital?
"Only to visit a friend."
What would you prefer. 10 guilty murderers go free and commit future murders or 1 innocent man goes to jail for life? What if that innocent man was you?
"I'd have to do whatever it took to keep the innocent man out of jail."
Did michael jackson do it?
"Which time?"
If you died by overdose on a drug, which one would it be?
"Morphine!!"
Do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the freeway and wonder if there's body parts inside?
"I'm not the only one who does that?"
Would you rather be killed by a serial killer for pleasure or a hitman for profit?
"Hmm... Probably a serial killer, but only if he didn't horribly torture me."
What would you want done with your body when you die?
"Cremated, and my ashes distributed equally between the summit of Mt. Everest, The Bermuda Triangle, the north pole, and Belize."
Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime?
"Mother fucken cops, when I was 15 me and a few friends ditched school at lunch to drink nostril ice in the cemetery a half mile away. I saw the cops rolling up and screwed the cap onto my mickey's and stuffed it under the car seat and got out. Then the cops lined us all up on the curb and went down one by one and said is that your beer? Yes? Pick it up. Is that your beer over there? Ya, pick it up. Gets to me and ask if that's my beer in front of me, it wasn't so i said No that's not mine. He said Pick it up, I repeated, ITS NOT MINE. He replied "pick it up or i guarantee you your going to jail". So I picked it up. When he got to the end of the line he said All of the people holding bottles stand up and come over here. THen he took all of us to jail and arrested us for Minor in possession because we were holding the bottles. Mother fucker! he cheated. This goes back to the innocent man thing, they break the rules to catch bad guy but they break the rules and the whole system is fucked, Good job guy. Anyway not all cops are assholes, I just got pulled over yesterday doing 80 in a 55 and he only wrote me up for going 70. Thanks guy!"
