Mainline Profile: Jeff Sills

Age: 29

Height: 5'6"

Eye color: green/blue

Hair color: brown

Born: Paramount California

Heritage: german, irish, i think indian

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What was the first concert you attended?

"Motley Crew, the DR feel good tour. There was half naked girls everywhere, it was sick."

What was the best concert you attended?

"Metallica/Guns'n'Roses."

List some major musical influences.

"Zeppelin, Maiden, Metallica, Slayer, NOFX, Pennywise, Lagwaggon."

Funniest Moment with Mainline?

Head butting Jesse, checkout the video on our website.

If you were given a last meal what would it be?

"Pussy."

Favorite movie.

"Matrix 1."

Favorite Anime.

"Ghost in the shell."

Do you have any hobbies?

"Mountain bike, bmx, guitar."

If you could live in one city of the world where would it be?

"Switzerland, its the safest place you can move."

Favorite video game?

"Right now i'd have to say Halo 2."

Favorite bottled non-alcoholic drink?

"Water."

if you had to drink 1 kind of beer the rest of your life what would it be?

"Newcastle."

If you were sentenced to death and got to choose how you would die in what what way would it be?

"Thrown off a cliff."

Do you believe in god?

"Yes."

What do you do to make money?

"Built Mountain Bikes."

Smoking preference?

"Chronic."

Favorite activities?

"Downhill and guitar."

Do you have or have you ever had piercing's?

"Yes, ears."

Do you have any tattoos?

"No not yet."

Do you make your bed daily?

"Well its made right now, there's justa bunch of shit on top of it."

How old were you when you slammed for the first time?

"16."

Favorite color?

"Blue."

Favorite TV show?

"I hate TV."

Your car?

"BMX bike."

Your home town?

"Fuck, which one."

Person you would like to meet?

"Jenna Jameson."

Why do men have nipples?

"Good fucking question."

How old were you when you first stuffed fabric softeners into a toilet paper roll?

"ohh. 15."

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

"IN case they poke themselves." Me: "That is a great answer to a stupid fucking question!"

Why is that the less important you are in a company the more your tardiness or absence is noticed?

"Cause they're always looking to replace you with someone cheaper."

Who was the last person to buy something for you?

"My grandma."

Favorite sexual position?

"Doggy."

Shaved or pubic?

"Shaved bitch."

Biggest disappointment in artists?

"Metallica."

Do you like porn?

"Fuck yeah."

Do you have anything to say?

"Piss Fire."

What was the last movie you watched?

"Exorcism of Emily Rose."

What was the last joke you told?

"What's the difference between your girlfriend and your job after 5 years? your job still sucks."

The last time you've looked at the clock?

"An hour ago."

What was the last book you've read?

"Shit.... i don't even remember."

What kind of shoes you wearing?

"Etnies."

Can you write with both hands?

"Yes."

Can you blow a bubble with gum?

"Yes, and with spit."

Can you cross your eyes?

"Yes, they do it on their own."

Can you gleek?

"No, fucking assholes who can aught to be shot."

Can you speak a different language?

"No, the country I live in speaks my language. If i go to another country then I will learn the language, or find a hot bitch to translate."

Can you cook anything?

"Yes, anything I want."

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Finish the line:

If i were a... elephant, i would sit on your car so you had to ride a bike.

I wish... i didn't have to work.

So many people don't know that... they are fucking stupid.

I am... angry.

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the following word or phrase?

Sex...

"Titties"

Dating...

"Stupid bitches"

Power...

"money"

Marijuana...

"happiness"

Crack...

"kills"

Food...

"steak"

The President...

"Idiot"

War...

"Lame"

Car...

"blowup your car ride a bike"

Gas prices...

"ridiculous."

Halloween...

"cool"

Politics...

"gay"

Religion...

"worthless"

Myspace...

"crack"

Worst fear...

"i don't know"

Marriage...

"probably never"

Fashion...

"I don't know."

Brunettes...

"hot."

Redheads...

"not hot"

Work...

"my work now is cool."

Football...

"ok."

One night stands...

"rare."

Pet peeve...

"ignorance"

Pixie stix...

"old school"

Vanilla Ice...

"poser"

Porta potties...

"no thanks"

High School...

"can i go back?"

Pajamas...

"That's a stupid one"

Wood...

"fire"

Surfers...

"cool"

Pictures...

"hate em"

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Real boobs or fake?

"They're all real if i can touch em."

Do you think OJ killed his wife?

"Fucken-a, I woulda killed that bitch too."

Have you ever been searched by the cops?

"Weekly."

If you could fuck one famous person who would it be?

Jenna Jameson."

What is in your cd player right now?

"Avenged Seven Fold."

The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

"Eyes."

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WRATH

Who did you last get angry with?

"My last boss."

What is your weapon of choice?

"Fist."

Who would you hit a girl?

"No."

Who was the last person who got angry at you?

"I don't know i don't care either."

Do you keep grudges?

"Depends."

SLOTH

Name a person you've been meaning to contact but you haven't?

"Alex."

What is the last lame excuse you made?

"I usually don't make excuses, I don't mind hurting people with the truth."

When was the last time you got a good workout?

"Last week."

How many times did you hit the snooze button today?

"Zero, I don't use an alarm clock."

GLUTONY

White or dark meat?

"White."

What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing event?

"One 5th and one twelve pack. The Rock by amanda's house."

Do you prefer sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?

"Spicy."

Have you ever looked at a child or pet and wanted to eat them?

"ha. no."

LUST

How many people have people have you seen naked?

"I don't know shit happens."

How many people have seen you naked?

"More than i wanted to ... < or switch the last two answers oops>"

Have you ever been caught looking at a girls tits while i was talking to them?

"Yes."

Favorite body part of girls?

"Tits."

Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?

"Yes. In hollywood."

Have you ever had to get tested for an STD?

"Ya I've gone, but i never HAD to."

GREED

What's your guilty pleasure store?

"Bike shop."

If you had 10mil what would you do with it?

"Fly over all the peoples houses i hate and piss on them as they're leaving for work."

Would you rather be rich or famous?

"Famous, i'll make my money that way."

Would accept a boring job if it meant you would make lots of money?

"Sure, I can always quit."

Have you ever stolen anything?

"Yes. I think one of the only things I ever stole was a neighbor kids transformer because he broke mine."

How many Many MP3 are on your hard drive?

"hmmm. i'll tell you right now.. <scroll scroll scroll> about 200."

PRIDE

What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of/?

"Sang at JFK center."

What's one thing you've done that your parents are proud of?

"Not gone to prison."

What things would you like to accomplish in your life?

"Play music as a profession."

What did you do today that you're proud of?

"Today?? Umm... Built an Intense."

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ENVY

What item that one of your friends have would you most want to have for your own?

"Washburn Dime Bag."

if you could be anyone else in the world who would it be?

"Alive or dead? <well if they are dead than you're dead too? > That's cool you'd still be recognized. If I could be anyone else it would be Kirk Hammet."

Have you ever been cheated on?

"Yeah."

Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?

"Nope."

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What is your favorite sin?

Lust

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Have you ever smoked weed?

"God bless proposition 215."

Have you ever accidentally burned yourself?

"Yes. Jumped through a bonfire on a bike, I smelled like burned hair from my legs to my eyebrows."

Have you been in a mental hospital?

"Only to visit."

Have you ever gotten caught having a party while your parents were gone?

"No, I was my mom's bartender."

What would you prefer 10 guilty murderers go free and commit future murders or 1 innocent man goes to jail for life?

"I would rather have the 10 murderers go free. Except there is no justice, I've been to court, its all about the Benjamin's."

if you died by overdose on a drug, which one would it be?

"Cocaine."

Do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the freeway and wonder if there's body parts inside?

"I just hope they're not the ones i put there."

Would you rather be killed by a serial killer for pleasure or a hitman for profit?

"Hitman. Then it shows that someone with cash found me famous enough or enough of a nuisance to want dead."

What would you want done with your body when you die?

"Shot out of a cannon."

Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime?

"Weekly."