Mainline Profile: Ciamak Kavand

Age: 25

Height: 5'10"

Eye color: Brown

Hair color: Black

Born: Vegas

Heritage: Persian and Mexican and a slight bit of Philippino.

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What was the first concert you attended?

" Total Chaos . i was 16. The Show was at the showcase. Hell ya the original Rukus played there. Me and Bryan got on stage and were singing 'Riot city LA riot city UK' with Rob Chaos.! It was sick."

What was the best concert you attended?

"Ozzfest has all the sickest bands, Iron Maiden, Mudvain, Slipknot, Shadows Fall, Black Sabbath and other good bands we missed..."

List some major musical influences.

"Original Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Mudvain, Strung Out, PW, there's so many... ORIGINAL Korn..."

Funniest moment with Mainline?

"When we played at the Roxy i was taking a shit and Jen leaned over the stall and took a picture of me taking a shit."

If you were given a last meal what would it be?

"Soltoni. Its long skewers of kabob and a filet kabob and a big mound of bazmati rice."

Favorite movie?

"Pirates of the Caribbean. Harold and Kumar."

Favorite Anime?

"No never really got into those, i like old school cartoons like tom and jerry no words all facial expressions."

Do you have any hobbies?

"Jamming. What other time is there?"

If you could live in one city of the world where would it be?

"I haven't traveled that much so no comment."

Favorite video game?

"Street Fighter 2 Turbo."

Favorite bottled non-alcoholic drink?

"Sangria."

If you had to drink 1 kind of beer the rest of your life what would it be?

"Corona with a lot of limes."

If you were sentenced to death and got to choose how you would die in what what way would it be?

"Freefalling to my death or die in my sleep."

Do you believe in God?

"Yes."

What do you do to make money?

"Lay tile."

Smoking preference?

"Weed. Chronic."

Favorite activities?

"Jamming's, hiking in the wilderness, riding crazy river white water. In Palm Springs at a place called white water me and brain and our helpers fit 4 people on a random log and rode it then i was the last one on it and we fell off and had to swim to shore, but it was fast and rocks were big so i jumped of. Also bonzin the truck is cool. We walked this crazy trail that was 3 feet from death."

Words that describe your personality?

*shrug* "Outgoing, good spirited, I don't know man I never really thought about that......words."

Do you have or have you ever had piercing's?

No

Do you have any tattoos?

"Yes, arm, I want to get more." By who? "Mike Daignault."

Do you make your bed daily?

"No, my chick is still sleeping when I leave. Sometimes she makes it."

What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

"We used to go oranging. We would go to a four corner intersection and we would pull up and four of us would ge tout and we would all orange a different window while people were sitting in their living rooms."

How old were you when you slammed for the first time?

"13. she was 14."

Have ever had a near death experience?

"umm.. closest I ever came. I fell asleep when I was driving and when I woke up I was so close to driving off a bridge, after words I stopped falling asleep at the wheel. If I hadn't woken up I would have died."

Do you have any memorable camping stories?

"We get faded when we go camping."

Favorite color?

"Black."

Favorite TV show?

"Simpson's."

Your car?

"1999 Silverado Z71"

Your home town?

"Pretty much hemet, I grew up in OC but since 8th grade I've been in hemet, grew up in placentia, Fullerton and Anaheim."

Person you would like to meet?

"Jesus."

How many times do you use a disposable razor before throwing it away?

"3 or 4 times,... then it starts hurting"

If antibacterial Soap falls on the bathroom floor is it still clean?

"Is that a college question or something?"

How old were you when you first stuffed fabric softeners into a toilet paper roll?

"We blew our hits in chad synics back packs during lunch at the jock walk."

When sitting in a room do you prefer to be near the edge of the room or in the center?

"Wherever the chair is."

Have you ever peed your pants after age 8?

"3 years ago. Lemme tell you why. First or second time I went to my girls aunts house in vegas I met her cousins, ones 26 ones 28, they were big guys and they tried to get me faded. We drank a bottle of bombay and they all threw up but I didn't, but I suffered in the middle of the night. I woke up and felt all wet and thought 'oh my god did I peed my pants, I did' I woke my girl up and told her I peed my pants and she had to get up and do laundry. But no one ever knew until now."

Who was the last person to buy something for you?

"My girl, I don't know what it was but I'm pretty sure it was her."

Biggest disappointment in artists?

"I kind of wanna say Korn, but rage was cool and Audio Slave sucks, so that's really horrible. Chris Cornell is on morphine all the time or something."

Do you have anything to say?

"Wow. just WOW!"

What was the last food you've eaten?

"Pizza."

What was the last flavor of gum you chewed?

"Watermelon Trident."

What kind of shoes you wearing?

"Lakai"

What was the last store you were in?

"I tried to go to guitar center today but it was closed."

Can u write with both hands?

"No, but I write with my left and throw with my right and play base with my right, but I set tile with both."

Can you gleek?

"No, accidental gleeks only."

Can you speak a different language?

"Spanish and some persian cuss words."

Can you impersonate someone?

"Yes all the time."

Have you ever prank called people?

"Ya. I prank called this lady, Ii called her and she said hello. I said Hey what's going on. She said John... I had a conversation with her for 15 minutes. She said are you coming to the bbq this saturday and I offered to bring the sandwiches."

Can you cook anything?

"I'm good at breakfast"

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Finish the line:

If I were a pube... "I'd be shaved."

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the following word or phrase?

Sex...

"Nice shaved pussy."

Dating...

"Weird"

Power...

"Power is nice."

Marijuana...

"Very nice."

Crack...

"Not good."

Food...

"Very nice."

The President...

"Not so nice."

War...

"Lame!"

Car...

"Good to have."

Gas prices...

"Fucking horrible."

Religion...

"Ahhh that's a tough one dude i really don't know what to say, lot of religions, 1 god, I don't know its kinda weird."

Fashion...

"Fashion is cool dude. gives a first impression of who you are."

Brunettes...

"Are hot."

Redheads...

"Some redheads are hot."

Pixie stix...

"They're good."

Vanilla Ice...

"Old school."

Porta potties...

"Fucking unsanitary."

High School...

"Fuck. glorious days."

Pajamas...

"I don't use em."

Wood...

"Like morning wood? Uhh... what kinda wood."

Surfers...

"Cool."

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Do you prefer...

Ford or Chevy?

"Chevy."

Real boobs or fake?

"Real I guess."

White or wheat?

"Wheat."

Have you ever been searched by the cops?

Yes

The last time?

'A couple of years ago"

If you could fuck one famous person who would it be?

"Oh what's that chicks name..... White chick,.... BLonde hair... Porn Star.... she was in that mag we had here.... brianna banks!!"

What is your cd player right now?

"Shadows fall."

The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

"The ass."

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WRATH

What is your weapon of choice?

"I keep a two footer in my truck, it doesn't work anymore.. Me: what is a two footer? .. Ciamak: "A two foot level called stabilla. Anyone in construction will know what i'm talking about."

Who would you hit a girl?

"No but ill shake the shit out of her."

SLOTH

What is the one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?

"I don't know, i always forget to take the trash cans out every friday and my chick ends up taking em. and i feel bad, they stink like ass."

What is the latest you'e ever woken up?

"5 or 6pm the next day, i took some pills and something happened. i took this one little red pill with some beer and tequilla, my mom had to come pick me up and take me home."

Name a person you've been meaning to contact but you havent?

"I want to contact my dad right now, but i dont feel like i should call him right now."

When was the last time you got a good workout?

"Last week, i did a punch of pushups, massive amount, over 100."

How many times did you hit the snooze button today?

"Twice."

GLUTONY

White or dark meat?

"I like beef, but chicken I like white."

What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?

The night i pissed myself. dude, it was the big bottle of bombay and beers between 2 people in 1.5 hours

Do you prefer sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?

"Spicy."

LUST

How many people have people have you seen naked?

"Probably 20."

How many people have seen you naked?

"Probabky more than 20"

Have you ever been propositioned by a prositite?

"In TJ."

Have you ever had to get tested for an STD?

"In jail they test you."

GREED

Whats your guilty pleasure store?

"Huh? Guitar Center... All i need is 5 minitues in that place and i could have the whole band with awesome shit."

Would you rather be rich or famous?

"Famous is cool but rich is probably better. Ya rich. but if you're rich youre probably famous jsut casuse your' rich. If i was rich i'd make sure we got famous. I like my life, i gotta work a lot and alot of my time is taken up, and i feel like i'm tired sometimes but im not, i feel good, i like my life."

Would accept a boring job if it meant you would make lots of money?

"Hmm. i dont think so."

How many Many MP3 are on your hard drive.

"I dont have a computer."

PRIDE

Whats one thing you have done that you're most proud of?

"I dont know if its bass or tile. I cant decide."

Whats one thing you've done that your parents are proud of?

"Came out as not a failure. I could have been worse I could be some crackhead begger bum. Sloth."

What things would you like to accomplish in your life?

"Be successful at what i do and be a good father when i have kids, have kids, be a good person, not be a pussy or nothing, have my fun and jam. i dont ever want to be low and out of it, i want to be involved in something that i like. i dont ever want to let that go. like move away, and leave all my friends and change my whole life, i dont want that i like my friends and the pople i know out here."

Do you get annoyed by comming in second place.

"No."

Have ever cheated on something to get a higher score?

"Yes. What? like spelling tests and shit. The best one was would have the revolving pen with answer."

ENVY

What item that one of your friends have would you most want to have for your own?

"I dont know, ... hmm, a lot of weed man."

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Have you ever failed a class?

"Ya, I failed science my freshman year and had to redo it my senior year."

Have you ever gotten caught having a party while your parents were gone?

"uh ya. just got caught cause there was a big hole in the wall. there was a lot of people there, I was a little nervous, people started pitting to the band in the living room, and I was trying to calm things down and I got tripped and shoved into the wall and put a huge hole in the wall, and I lied to him about it and he believed me, then I told him years later"

What would you prefer. 10 guilty murderers go free and commit future murders or 1 innocent man goes to jail for life?

"Fuck, that sucks I'd have to say that for those guys to not get out the innocent man might have to stay in. i'd say so those 10 could stay in and not murder more, the innocent guy goes to jail for life."

What would you want done with your body when you die?

"Cremated, burned."